Shawn Pearlman is a writer/comedian from southern California who is amazing at one liners and getting away with murder. He loves dogs and he is a little cutie.
Dave Horwitz is a writer/comedian from Massachusetts who shares too many feelings on the internet. He also loves dogs and is also a little cutie. They met many years ago and got very good at yelling at each other at parties. Google them, you silly dingdongs.